There's just two: zipping them down before and zipping them up after, aren't there?


Sarde and DeSade: How To!

Becoming a Flasher

The Eskimo Kiss, and Other Practices Only a Demon Mom from Hell Would Encourage You to Do

Making a fortune while you can.
Child porn for young entrepreneurs

^instant classic :D



Annals of Occupational Hygiene 2000

^^ :D That's a book I want to have! :D

The Hidden Dangers of Hygiene

^^^Frighteningly close to how my mind's eye pictured Bales. :eek:)

(nice illustration Odbe!!! :) )


Gene's Annual Illustrated Annals of Anal Occupations.

Shitake, Doundake and other Edible Mushrooms

The Big Picture Book of Ebola

My First Kama Sutra

The Dick and Vagina Reader

Fun Facts about Fornication

He+He, He+She, She+He, She+She, He/She+He, She/He+She, He/She+She, She/He+He...It/It+It/It.
The "What sex are you?" primer for confused kids.

The Invisible Book of Ghosts