Children's Books You'll Never See
 

What follow's is a list from a contest from the Washington Post...but I think we can certainly think of more.

• 1. Some Kittens Can Fly!
  2. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  3. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  4. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
  5. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  6. Bi-Curious George
  7. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  8. You Are Different and That's Bad
  9. How To Dress Sexy for Grownups
  10. All Dogs Go to Hell
  11. Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
  12. You Are Different and That's Bad
  13. Fun with Pointy Things
  14. Keep Picking At It
  15. It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce
  16. If it's in a Bottle Drink It
  17. You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape
  18. Sharing is For the Weak
  19. Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities
  20. Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?
  21. Is the Stove Hot Yet?
  22. The New Baby is Better Than You
  23. You Are Different and That's Bad
  24. Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
  25. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets
  26. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
  27. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  28. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
  29. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  30. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
  31. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
  32. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  33. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  34. Some Kittens Can Fly!
  35. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  36. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  37. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  38. The Magic World inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  39. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
  40. You Were an Accident
  41. Your Nightmares Are Real
  42. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Let Us Go and Play: Drink What's Under the Sink

Playing in Traffic

1 pill, 2 pills, red pill, blue pill

A Child's Hobo Jungle

Hahahah...Hoyt, my parents had that list on the refrigerator when I was young! :D

Some of them make a bit more sense now. :rolleyes:

Thanks for the memories...

Mr Gun and Mr Bullet

Shell Game on a Minefield

You are too poor to ever become President.

Masturbation Secrets

Janet Skimpythong Gets Disco Fever

No, Bobby, Grampa isn't Sleeping.

101 cool things To Do With Grampa's Dentures

Fun with Matches.

How to trick grown-ups
Vol. II (advanced learners)

There is no Soda under the Sink, and other lies your parents tell you.

Up On The Roof: Tricks To Try At Home

Peter and the Cougar

The Anarchist's Cookie Jar

The Soft, Soft Bunny Who Lives in the Garbage Disposal.

Kiss the Girls and Make Them Cry

Mommy and Daddy's Secret Plan to Leave You at Grandma's... Forever.

:D

^seconded :D

How to decorate walls, furniture, garden and much more while Mum and Dad are away

(Available also as set with basic tool kit, paint in all your favourite colours, easy-to-use oxyacetylene gas welding equipment and handy plastic explosive)

The Book of Names You Can Call Others

revised edition:

The Big Book of Politically Incorrect Names
(user-friendly with large font, easy-to-use, with alphabetical listing and added illustrations)

A Child's Garden of Curses

Words your parents spell.

A Few of your Parent's Buttons...and how to push them.

Creative Lying *volume 1, Half truths.

How to Paint Cool Pictures with Your Food

your nose: a clever place to hide stuff

Fun Places to Go Number 2

Show you care, share with a bear

Born Free, Free Wild Pets.
V.1
Rats, mice, snakes, bugs, frogs.
V.2
Squirrels, Fox, Raccoons, Skunks, Coyote pups.
V.3
Deer, Wild Boar, Bear Cubs, Birds of Prey.

Getting a Closer Look at Animals in the Zoo

That's not were babies come from

The Boo Boo face.
A Child's book of Manipulation.

King Babar's Secret Hippo Harem.

What Hoyt and YsaPur did in the hotel room.