stupid things that have come out of our own mouths
 

No, no, yo hablo ruso, y это меня мешает.

(In Spanish -- "No, no, I speak Russian, and"
In Russian -- "that mixes me up.")
:rolleyes:

My first English talk:

"I'm gonna hold now a talk about by diploma thesis..."

Yeah, and it was heavy! ;)

the first time i spoke in front of the united nations in swahili!

^ you never cease to amaze me raymond-- wow!

the second time was much easier! :)

Kasta bajdyna på vagen (literally means: Throw sh*t cusion on the wall & makes just as little sense)

My cousins had me conviced it was the best/worst curse in Swedish.
I continued to use it well into my 20's - Until I actually became lierate in Swedish.

The stupidest thing I've ever said:

DO AS YOU PLEASE, I DON'T CARE!!

"I love you, too."

^Ooooh. Good one.

Lemme know if you need to borrow a cup of lemons. I've got plenty.
:)

Too many to choose from.

Me too.
I was just mucking up ordering a taco, and then mucking up explaining the muck up.

"I've been treating your phone number as if it were radioactive plutonium"