In hell, you eternally have the sense that you've stepped in wetness while only wearing socks

:eek: that's an exceptionally good example of hell-horrible ness :eek:


In hell, gooseshit is a colour, a smell, a taste, a kind of food, and, eventually the ultimate reality.

In hell, waitresses younger then you insist on calling you Sweetie.

In hell, all your clothes are black, and all the pets are white.

In hell everyone is a loud mouth.

In hell, everyone can read your mind.

in hell, you get upset when people read your mind.

in hell, people know when you get upset, because they can read your mind.

in hell, everyone knows when you get upset because they can read your mind, but nobody cares how you feel.

in hell, there are no feelings
people feel numb, surrounded by utter dullness, lives devoid of purpose

I thought that was "at work" ...

In hell you're always dreaming you're at the big dance and have no pants on, and then you realize that you're not dreaming.

In hell, no song you hear puts you in a good mood... especially this one... ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AVTj...eature=related

In hell, street-teaming has assumed a whole new look!

In hell all the newbies to this site are so psychic that people start feeling paranoid for no reason. ;)

in hell, you don't know how not to get riled up by psychic newbie trolls :)