in hell, all buildings are constructed of permeable material so when it rains, it rains everywhere

In hell there are no women that can make people laugh.

in hell, you've been eating beef jerky and the truck stops do not sell dental floss

in ell tere's no letter ''

In hell not only is there no letter but no letters of either type and "Mr. Postman" (Beatles tune) is on continual loop
(cassette :)

In hell the guy next to you doesn't like The Beatles as much as you do. :)

In hell Bush is still president.

In hell, the fellow sitting next to you begins banging his head on the wall in time with the Beatles music and three weeks later he is still going strong.

In hell smoke always gets in your eyes

in hell, all the newbies change handles when they hit 113 posts :)

In hell there are no passing lanes.

In hell you vote with your feet, and no other way.

In hell, your roommate snore, has terrible dog breath and B.O.

In hell there are no comedians except the three stooges.

In hell, everyone else is those kind of people