in hell, you think you get it

in hell, every time you spot the exit sign, there's another trap door to take you down again.

in hell, the fluorescent ballast is always on the fritz.

hell is full of socially acceptable, even well-rewarded, ways to kill oneself

hell is full of socially acceptable, especially well-rewarded, people whom you hate, and who hate you.

in hell, she just won't get real.

in hell, you lost your chance before you knew you had it.

in hell you got a fever in a heatwave

in hell everything is a moral dilemma

in hell, the carousel never stops

In hell you keep seeing people who look just like people you know who would help you but it turns out they're not people you know after all.

in hell, there is no pepto bismol.

In hell, whatever you listen to there's always another radio or TV going in the background.

In hell, REO Speedwagon is always playing "Keep on loving you"

In hell, the office lunch-n-learn about reducing stress in your life to avoid headaches gives you a headache