in hell, your editor tells you to cut 700 words and gives you a half hour to do it in.

In hell your daddy tells you he's got a brand new bag.

In hell that cute girl you have a crush on keeps texting to you that she wants to have lunch, but she never has time for it.

In hell that geeky guy keeps texting to ask you out to lunch

In hell, all the nectarines are way past mushy, all the time.

In hell you have to wake up 3 hours early for work, to go sit around all day on standby.

In hell you always have another hour to go before the garage is cleaned out

In hell the feces on your long-haired white cat never quite clears his hindquarters.

In hell the feces on yoour long-haired white cat that never quite clears his hindquarters always ends up on your mother-in-law's lap after she exclaims over how friendly he was to jump up to be petted.

in hell, your 18 euro fancy schmancy nailpolish chips within 2 hours.

In hell you can have all the pain medication you want -- but it doesn't work.

In hell, your computer will reboot just when you least expect it

In hell, you will always decide to give the devil one more chance.

In hell, just when you can really use some sleep, there's a guy with an angle grinder waking you up on irregular intervals.

In hell you always get assigned the shitty jobs because you aren't a whiner.