Am I the only person that....
 

finish the sentence

i'll go first
am i the only person on a quest for understanding that has become so confusing that i forgot where i started?

The worried well: cool concept.

Am I the only person who thinks he's going slowly mad through sexual frustration?

likes Pepsi One?

...worries that they kill threads?

I have taken on the mantle. Go forth and kill no more.

...takes more intellectual than actual risks?

...knows that Special K isn't just a cereal anymore?

....feels really bad moel had to clarify that?

...knows the difference between a real slut and a slut in theory?

...thinks playing with double entendres is harmless fun?

...realizes the need to post something after that but can't think of a single thing?

...wonders what moN meant by "in here"?