is it cold as s*#(where you live
 

are yourn ipples hard?

thats none of your business

i meant to say "icicles"

:rolleyes:

would you like to share something with us?

hang on

i have something here

here's icicles AND pvssy

ok! what did you have in mind?


i'll have to ask my mom and dad first

i bet you locked both in the basement

it's ok honey here's something to warm you up

good idea - yes forever and ever they'd love that!

yes, yes they would

and i'm going to hang on the couch with a bottle of plonk

care to join?

a laplander - THANK YOU!!

:D

great - we'll be a pair of plonkers!

you made me snort the plonk

now move over, here comes the laplander

THIS IS GREAT!! but don't tell my mom and dad

don't worry about them
they can have the laplander when we finish all this plonk

i finished my plonk

how's your icicles

i'm not sure about this plonking business

are you sure about anything?
would you like a crocheted handbag instead?

cyggy have your mom and i not told you eleventyteen times not to acquire handbags from the nether regions?



now come and have your BATHTIME

:(

i was having so much fun!

there there nevermind i'll come back and plonk with you another day




(if the bastards'll let me)

aw, well please know that you're always welcome in my nether regions

bring your laplander if you like!

yes and we'll all get completely plonkered!

sounds like a good idea

you're all invited to my nether regions! :):)

where's your daddy ciggy

is he enjoying himself? hmm?

enjoying his arse! :mad:

he and momma are just back from exploring in his baltic region



thay said it's cold as s*#(there

was there a sign saying "welcome to the baltic regions"

cos that'w what i';; be doing you know

i'll be waiting there with a sign saying "a warm welcome to my nether regions"

but your mommyu probably went to see a ballgame right

no she was with my poppa they were on "white-out" training, with the would-be explorers running absurdly through the snow, buckets over their heads, as they drift completely off-course.

summer's back is broken now - first snow on the mountains

It's hardly cold here, but I did have to turn on the space heater for a few minutes when I took a shower this morning.
:o


I have the constitution of a chihuahua.

if they make me wear the earmuffs again this winter i'm running away

maybe you prefer to wear them in summer?

do you do that in your slovakias? they do that in the chicagos - i've seen them




and that balaclava she knitted from yak wool me - my whole head itches just thinking about it

i've never seen anyone wearing earmuffs in winter here

i wear caps (but only one at a time)

ok i'll wear that but i'm with the chinstraps hanging loose and blowing freely in the wind as i run and play