(ADAM TO EVE THE FIRST TIME THEY MET.
 

Don't get to close as i am not shure how big this thing is going to get.

And you intend to put that think wheare???

(Moses to God.)
 

Cut off the tip of what???

^:D :D :D

Jonah to God
 

Something smells fishy in this new apartment...

Ok so it's not exactly impressive but when we evolve into black men it will be.

best thread ever

"Gee Sweetie your fig leaf is wilting maybe I couldinvent a spinning wheel for you, ...BRB."

Lazarus to Jesus...the morning after.
 

Duuuuudde...what did you put in my wine last night?

Galilean Wine Merchant to no one in particular.
 

I wonder why that freak wanted all that wine shipped to the wedding party in water barrels?

^ Kill the thread already why don't you

hee-hee, a fine one to talk :D

Mohamed to his first convert
 

They are offering a harp...who the **** plays or wants to play harps? We'll give u fruit, all the figs u can eat...no? Livestock? Land? How bout umm...Virgins. Sign right here.

you wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Subtle Plans Are Here Again'

mmm, no I prefer apple pie.