~wisdom~
 

knowing when your encyclopedic knowledge of and boundless enthusiasm for Monty Python crosses the line from "engagingly weird" to "socially toxic"

sensing the point at which putting one more log on the campfire will expose you as an unreconstructed pyromaniac

asking your mom about her bridge game last wednesday and actually listening to the answer

pee downhill

Don't attempt to swipe off a piece of kelp from the undersiide of a boat with your bare hands, where there iis kelp there is probably barnacles.

^good one coffee, ii will have to remember that one !! ;)

I'll certainly never forget it. :(

^OW. Papercuts don't hold a candle to barnacle cuts. :(
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My grandma got me through second grade math by pointing out that division is just multiplication backwards. I was very confused about why the teacher hadn't just said that in the first place. :D

when you lose your sense of humor, it's time to step back

a tempur-pedic bed is worth every penny

in general, remember to ask Hfox first.

don't underestimate zero

the answer is generally "chartreuse"

actually was at a party recently with some younger folk attending and got the blank smile-stare after quoting some Python. :mad: f'em but my kids get it:D :D

poison ivy - leaf to root it's all bad