this is the thread where we make this wardrobe essential something extra special
 

Style 88902 Embroidered Blouse
Pretty perfect in a soft, easy-care cotton blend, finished with an exquisite all-over Austrian embroidery to make this wardrobe essential something extra special.

Irresistibly feminine, this pretty sweater has a charming tie detail at the neckline that takes it above everyday knitwear into something altogether smarter.



note to self: 1. Put on a tie, you'll look more feminine.
2. Everyday knitwear can be smart, even smarter, so watch out that it doesn't outsmart you!

Style 86963 Stylish Blouse
 

Enjoy all the comfort of your favourite tee-shirt with all the style of your favourite blouse. Cut from our ever popular Austrian jersey, a superior weight for a wonderful drape and cling-free fit. Lightly fitted.



like all popular austrians, this tee-shirt does not cling to the titties.

Charm everyone as you step out in these captivating xxxx Vixen boots...
These patent leather boots are a definite stylish head turner...

but the best is yet to come:


You just can't get too much patent leather into your life these days. The Ice Princess flat boot from xxx is one glossy accessory you'll need to include. Its punchy, of-the-moment detailing--like its superlow heel and fully zippered back--will give you a fashionable boost, and the feeling of the soft, faux-fur lining against your calves, we promise, will be worth the price of admission. Dress like a sweet snowbunny in these gorgeous xxx Ice Princess tall boots.

I wanna be a sweet snowbunny princess! :eek: Somebody buy me those shoes!

Black Watch Trousers
 

These Tartan trousers can be washed for maximum wearability and are available with a choice of length.


for all manfolk with sphincter trouble, these trousers can be washed.

^ and if you put on this outfit, here's what you simply must do:

don't forget to decorate your house
 

Buck, the animated, singing deer trophy was carefully constructed by professional designers with an eye for authenticity and fun! They've worked to make Buck appear to be a genuine, taxidermied whitetail deer head with a life-like apperance, movement and sound. Buck very well could be the biggest and best conversation piece you've ever had!

Buck features a life-size 10 point animated head with moving ears and a mouth that sings and moves to music. With the wireless microphone you can sing along karaoke style or watch his mouth move by speaking into the microphone.

... Buck the Animated Trophy Deer is sure to get a rouse when passersby see it proudly mounted on the wall. His head moves from side to side/up and down, his mouth moves in synchromotion to six songs, 12 sayings or your voice, and his ears twitch. Includes microphone and remote control.

Bomber Jacket - Yellow
 

Bomber Jacket - Yellow

Polyester coated fabric with quilt lining. Fully taped seams, studded front with heavy duty concealed zip, knitted cuffs, concealed hood, two outside pockets and one internal pocket.



hip bomber jacket in today's sturdy "street worker" look, to stand out in the crowd!

Style C9943 Smart Leather Belt
 

Complete your outfit with a soft leather belt.



this outfit just wouldn't be the same without this aqua soft leather belt. a true must-have to go together with this merino jumper and lightweight cotton jacket.

Glide away in this dreamy nightdress. With a plain back yoke and generous skirt for a comfortable fit...



Oooh, gliding away...

about a skirt:

Enjoy comfort without compromise. Expertly cut to flatter at the hip and swish out at the hem. Fully lined, with our magic comfort zone waist band.

Magical experience!

This fall bracelet sets off a cascade of autumnal colors with a casual flick of the wrist, even in the long cold dead days of darkest winter.

This snap-front chintz duster lets the neighbors know you're not to be triffled with, even when doing something as mundane as retrieving the Sunday paper. Hold your left foot at that rakish, devil-may-care, catalog angle with pride.

This whole thing is unmitigated awesome.