Engrish Poetly
 

Engrish: n. The phenomenon of often hilarious gramatical catastrophes resulting from poor, usually over-literal translations of Japanese to English.

Inspiration:
http://www.engrish.com/
http://engrishfunny.com/



you smile the very happier
please not to let it gone away
make dance-party with me
together must win

Complaining telephone,
Can't you speak English?
Please tune up power volume to aproposity,
Before put it into the jeck.

my tenderness resembles the color red, the color red flowery shrub
in other words most recently extended upward during female given name.
my tenderness resembles a rhythmic succession
in other words sugary recreation was during singing

I search-successful you be
like the sky water

big thank is ee cummings
in give me words
of the entrance




PS: I had to pre-review a Japanese paper for boss -- 17 pages of pure Engrish!!