toast
that's what i am
lightly burned on one side
like the englishmen in New York
whose muffins are alien
but roasted alike

toast
that's what i am
lightly burned on one side
like the englishmen in New York
whose muffins are alien
but roasted alike
and cheesy

aubergine

aubergine
(eggplant to you)

aubergine
(eggplant to you)
Mr. Eggplant to be complete

aubergine
(eggplant to you)
Mr. Eggplant to be complete
for I am a vegetable and I am royal

aubergine
(eggplant to you)
Mr. Eggplant to be complete
for I am a vegetable and I am royal
large and shiny, look at me!

aubergine
(eggplant to you)
Mr. Eggplant to be complete
for I am a vegetable and I am royal
large and shiny, look at me!
The King of Veggies!

aubergine
(eggplant to you)
Mr. Eggplant to be complete
for I am a vegetable and I am royal
large and shiny, look at me!
The King of Veggies!
(Narcissist!)

You're so vain

You're so vain
Even your mirror says so

You're so vain
Even your mirror says so
when you are completely delusional

You're so vain
Even your mirror says so
when you are completely delusional
multi-dimensional, phantasmagorical, mute

You're so vain
Even your mirror says so
when you are completely delusional
multi-dimensional, phantasmagorical, mute
stop pleasing yourself, you're not cute

You're so vain
Even your mirror says so
when you are completely delusional
multi-dimensional, phantasmagorical, mute
stop pleasing yourself, you're not cute
and you haven't a brain