'nother one sentence story
 

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree."

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying to hard to answer.

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying too hard to answer.

"But instead," he continued, "we're stuck in a boyscout meeting!"

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying too hard to answer.

"But instead," he continued, "we're stuck in a boyscout meeting!"

"It's not my fault!" she sobbed, "You knew my obligations when you married me!"

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying too hard to answer.

"But instead," he continued, "we're stuck in a boyscout meeting!"

"It's not my fault!" she sobbed, "You knew my obligations when you married me!"

"You scheduled a meeting on our honeymoon?

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying too hard to answer.

"But instead," he continued, "we're stuck in a boyscout meeting!"

"It's not my fault!" she sobbed, "You knew my obligations when you married me!"

"You scheduled a meeting on our honeymoon?

"How was I to know we were going to get hitched by some two-bit Elvis impersenator in Las Vegas?"

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying too hard to answer.

"But instead," he continued, "we're stuck in a boyscout meeting!"

"It's not my fault!" she sobbed, "You knew my obligations when you married me!"

"You scheduled a meeting on our honeymoon?"

"How was I to know we were going to get hitched by some two-bit Elvis impersenator in Las Vegas?"

"You knew my obligations when you married me!" He mocked.

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying too hard to answer.

"But instead," he continued, "we're stuck in a boyscout meeting!"

"It's not my fault!" she sobbed, "You knew my obligations when you married me!"

"You scheduled a meeting on our honeymoon?"

"How was I to know we were going to get hitched by some two-bit Elvis impersenator in Las Vegas?"

"You knew my obligations when you married me!" He mocked.

"Obligation!" she choked, "You can hardly call it that!"

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying too hard to answer.

"But instead," he continued, "we're stuck in a boyscout meeting!"

"It's not my fault!" she sobbed, "You knew my obligations when you married me!"

"You scheduled a meeting on our honeymoon?"

"How was I to know we were going to get hitched by some two-bit Elvis impersenator in Las Vegas?"

"You knew my obligations when you married me!" He mocked.

"Obligation!" she choked, "You can hardly call it that!"

"It's a family tradition!"

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying too hard to answer.

"But instead," he continued, "we're stuck in a boyscout meeting!"

"It's not my fault!" she sobbed, "You knew my obligations when you married me!"

"You scheduled a meeting on our honeymoon?"

"How was I to know we were going to get hitched by some two-bit Elvis impersenator in Las Vegas?"

"You knew my obligations when you married me!" He mocked.

"Obligation!" she choked, "You can hardly call it that!"

"It's a family tradition!"

"So is bombing Russia!"

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying too hard to answer.

"But instead," he continued, "we're stuck in a boyscout meeting!"

"It's not my fault!" she sobbed, "You knew my obligations when you married me!"

"You scheduled a meeting on our honeymoon?"

"How was I to know we were going to get hitched by some two-bit Elvis impersenator in Las Vegas?"

"You knew my obligations when you married me!" He mocked.

"Obligation!" she choked, "You can hardly call it that!"

"It's a family tradition!"

"So is bombing Russia!"

"And damned if I'm going to break that one either!"

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying too hard to answer.

"But instead," he continued, "we're stuck in a boyscout meeting!"

"It's not my fault!" she sobbed, "You knew my obligations when you married me!"

"You scheduled a meeting on our honeymoon?"

"How was I to know we were going to get hitched by some two-bit Elvis impersenator in Las Vegas?"

"You knew my obligations when you married me!" He mocked.

"Obligation!" she choked, "You can hardly call it that!"

"It's a family tradition!"

"So is bombing Russia!"

"And damned if I'm going to break that one either!"

"Dear lord," she cried, "My husband is going to start World World Three over six Easter eggs!"

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying too hard to answer.

"But instead," he continued, "we're stuck in a boyscout meeting!"

"It's not my fault!" she sobbed, "You knew my obligations when you married me!"

"You scheduled a meeting on our honeymoon?"

"How was I to know we were going to get hitched by some two-bit Elvis impersenator in Las Vegas?"

"You knew my obligations when you married me!" He mocked.

"Obligation!" she choked, "You can hardly call it that!"

"It's a family tradition!"

"So is bombing Russia!"

"And damned if I'm going to break that one either!"

"Dear lord," she cried, "My husband is going to start World World Three over six Easter eggs!"

"Six easter eggs and five jelly beans," he corrected, "Get your boyscouts--they can help!"

"I should be making violent love to you, behind a palm tree." He yelled at her, knocking over the bookshelf.

She stumbled away from him, crying too hard to answer.

"But instead," he continued, "we're stuck in a boyscout meeting!"

"It's not my fault!" she sobbed, "You knew my obligations when you married me!"

"You scheduled a meeting on our honeymoon?"

"How was I to know we were going to get hitched by some two-bit Elvis impersenator in Las Vegas?"

"You knew my obligations when you married me!" He mocked.

"Obligation!" she choked, "You can hardly call it that!"

"It's a family tradition!"

"So is bombing Russia!"

"And damned if I'm going to break that one either!"

"Dear lord," she cried, "My husband is going to start World World Three over six Easter eggs!"

"Six easter eggs and five jelly beans," he corrected, "Get your boyscouts--they can help!"

"Be your own damn den mother!"