He doesn't seem to be online at the moment

I've never heard of a dick being called a dink.
Shrinky Dinks take on a whole new meaning.

ha! dink.

sounds like something a little boy would say.

mama i burned my dink!

Sugar Ray's original name was the Shrinky Dinx, changed due to copyright issues w/Milton Bradley.

i just felt like renewing this thread.

I reread this story.. and I still giggled..

do you have more stories?

no. jt is dead. im sorry.

See - this always used to happen to my posts... tho' not necessarily with moel and malina... everything always turned to sex.
No complaints here. :D

yes i have more stories.
but only a handful of them involve me hurting myself badly. sorry

awwww. no more mutilation of genetalia by fire. damnit jt, you oughta hurt yourself more. they make great stories.

Just for the record....

I posted my admonition against nekkid bacon frying in the PSAs before I even knew that this thread existed.

Poor JT. (snicker)

Glad to hear all is better now.

Has anyone seen the episode of "3rd Rock from the Sun" where Harry is frying bacon in the nude??

Heh

I love Harry

I know I'm weighing in late but JT sorry about your dink :)

I'm not. I like a dink with some character. ;)

A ruffled cavalier hat for example.....as opposed to a Cromwellian Roundhead. :)

Or a battle scar.

Or a pirate eye-patch.

a wooden leg! :D

A big afro, or a mohican pubic hairstyle.

and cannonballs.

well, maybe musket balls.

Or tattooed to look like pool balls at least....

Stripes or spots? Or one of each?

Slicked back pubes in a rock-a-billy quiff.

this is not proper!

OK then.....a top hat and a black bow tie ??

and a stick.

and an immaculate cente-parting.

where?

down the middle of the bermuda triangle.

Or a basball diamond for the playoffs.

fvck you dinz

Purple and gold stripes for LSU for Mr Beale's pubic area ?

as long as i can choose the applier....

dignity is a precious thing

purple matching pubes'n helmet. nice.

Ok Ok.....How about the Vin Diesel look?

braided... with tiny satin ribbons. :D

bin diesel

"tiny"?... "TINY"!!!?

*sniff*

Think "COWBELL"