braided... with magnificent, fluffy satin ribbons.
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Ja Rastafari .....
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dreadlocks.
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Jheri-... no, I can't go there...
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how funny... I'm even managing to be too tasteless for this thread... didn't think it possible...
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How about 2 racing stripes instead of the usual landing strip?
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barrettes. And a schrunchie.
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No, Princess Leia rolls.
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... you guys still at it? :D
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It's just such an inspiring subject!
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i don't remember what the subject was..... :rolleyes:
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A Nike swoosh!
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feathered roach clips.
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Eraserhead
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jingle bells :)
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wind chimes
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Wookie
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this just seemed to fit in this thread
This morning, when I was brushing my teeth au naturel, my cat Schroeder, who was sitting on the sink (as he likes to do) bit my right boob.
I laughed for about 15 minutes.... :D still giggling now... |
that's wide open to interpretation
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A friend of mine told me a story, though not as amusing as JTs about burning his dick.
He came home from work and found his wife making dinner in the kitchen. He got frisky, and wanted her right then and there. She told him she should wash her hands first, but he had no time for that. He told me they proceeded to get busy and he felt this horrible buring sensation on his pride and joy. He started yelling and ran to the bathroom to rinse off his dick. He found out later she had been slicing jalapenos. Ouch. |
I was fired from Krogers after the manager found me with my dick in the cheese slicer...
...she was fired too. :) {JOKING !} |
thanks folks, dinz will be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitstaff....
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You use your cat to brush your teeth, of course he's going to get mad and bite you in the boob. No self respecting cat wouldn't. They dont even like to get wet.
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Emily - we're talking about *violence* on television, not *violins*... :p |
how the hell did this thread get back into rotation
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:p
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I don't ever think I have ever heard of anything like that ever happen to anyone. Ouch, that must have teally, um, been painful. Hope you are better now. :rolleyes:
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Gee, you must really be tall.
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6`4 228pnds.
they love me in prison |
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I want to know if JT is fully recovered, and if he has any scars from this unfortunate mishap. And the bigger questions, does he still fry bacon naked?
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there is a mark only under bright florecent lights i have noticed, such as a changeroom. otherwise, unnoticeable.
i have fully recovered, and still do everything around the apartment naked. old habits die hard. i just make sure im not, when frying bacon. |
The mighty power of the magnifying lens
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Oh must we rub salt into a wound:)
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yes, let's rub salt!
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a salt scrub sounds nice right about now.
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right?
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*bump*
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oh you buggar
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