Fab Limericks
 

1. When's the last time that you showered?
2. By your aroma I am quite overpowered
3. Like Eau d' Wet Yak
4. It's hygiene you lack
5. Stop fearing the water you coward.

sheesh.. I don't read the board for 36 hours and you guys come up with a gem of a limerick without me:

The idea of eternal return
Makes me glad that at least I won't burn
So I think I'll be bad
And drive you all mad
Then come back as a cute boston fern



nice one! kudos to zenbabe, moel and ambo!!! :D

;) :p

I haven't taken a bath in years...
 

Who takes baths? I don't know anyone who takes baths. I have a bathtub, but only the dog uses it.

Baths are lovely, just ask the subject of this limerick (Annie's her name - this one was started by ze)

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air
she flicks it with flair
and thinks "I haven't been fed for a week"