melting wood?
 

melting wood. whats not to get?

um

hahahhahahahha!

Well, strictly speaking I spose anything would melt under the right conditions. They're just thermonuclear geeks. What I wanna know is what you were looking for when you came across that, zen... ;)

I could tell you that, but I would have to kill you....

those who have to know, know..

It is compartmentalized information.

;)

Nope....cant be done. Sublimation, thermal cracking, van der waal bonds, latent heat of combustion etc...etc...etc...

you could break up the long cellulose molecyles but then again it wouldn't be wood anymore.

See, this is how things like this get started.

..and everybody would have to drink wood soup

wood pudding!

wood tea and coffee

blergh.