go-it-alone haikus
 

okay, it’s 5-7-5, folks. let’s go. Do you want to go first? No really, I insist. Well, okay, here goes…

It’say eallyray
eallyray ardhay otay
itewray aikushay

ilewhay usingyay
ethay anguagelay ofyay
igpay atinlay.

Okay, so that was lame…
 

Sorry.
:rolleyes:

Dont be sorry Rob
The pig Latin stumped me too
Now try again please

translation is this:
It’s really really hard to
write haikus while use

ing the language of
pig latin [blank blank blank blank
blank blank blank blank blank]

That silly R R
might not get it quite perfect
haiku trailblazer

igpay atinlay!
 

To know Pig Latin,
you might want to try this link;
it’s pretty nifty.

:)

Time passes slowly
Inside my insanity
Slit my wrists again

to bring the sun out,
partake of inanity
and stick your tongue out.

:p

Sundays, so sleepy
feeling drained from night before
but smile will not fade

Avatar woman
When will you walk through the door
and make me spank you?

I think that I heard
a voice in the darkness say:
I don’t think so, dinz.

I've just got to get this one out of my head:

Fancy blue raincoat
six foot ten, four hundred pounds
nothing underneath


we now return you to your regularly scheduled go-it-alone haiku

icy cold droplets
fall onto your willing tongue
snowflakes make mem'ries

a gem from Fight Club...

Workers bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

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