do not reply.
 

i have a NEED! i must kill a thread. keep your conks out of this.

we didnt have to, they're the latest fireproof model. she's mad because you wont let her stay with you.

stop replying!

O.K. I will stop replying

back from VA.

southern hospitality.

tennessee is more hospitable than virginia

Or is it southern hostility? Did you hear the phrase "You aint from around here, aint ya"?

What is a conk. Is it a fish? Or did you mean something else? A typo perhaps?

a conk is a nose, dumbass.

Does a "thread killing" count if it is your own thread you kill?

Did that just kill this thread?

its a badge of honor to kill your own thread!

hi!

I thought a conk was a kind of shell... a nose-shaped shell...

ok.. here's how you kill a thread

go to Currently Active Stories and add a line, sentence or otherwise contribute to every single thread there. Someone will miss one as the threads spill off the page and you'll have killed it.

Sshhhhhhhhh.... don't let out the secret

GAH!