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i have a NEED! i must kill a thread. keep your conks out of this.

we didnt have to, they're the latest fireproof model. she's mad because you wont let her stay with you.

stop replying!

O.K. I will stop replying

back from VA.

southern hospitality.

tennessee is more hospitable than virginia

Or is it southern hostility? Did you hear the phrase "You aint from around here, aint ya"?

What is a conk. Is it a fish? Or did you mean something else? A typo perhaps?

a conk is a nose, dumbass.

Does a "thread killing" count if it is your own thread you kill?

Did that just kill this thread?

its a badge of honor to kill your own thread!

hi!

I thought a conk was a kind of shell... a nose-shaped shell...

ok.. here's how you kill a thread

go to Currently Active Stories and add a line, sentence or otherwise contribute to every single thread there. Someone will miss one as the threads spill off the page and you'll have killed it.

Sshhhhhhhhh.... don't let out the secret

GAH!

Useless killing effort agentstiffey.

I had such admiration for you before this ........

shut up you!

It's not looking good for you really ......

i shall not forget these outrages! these outrages....which shall not be forgotten by me...no no!

This dumbass is going to see to it this thread NEVER dies.;)

i will not stand for this! i'll get you...someday...

That's a conch...I think...

I think you are correct Zen. And I believe I heard that the shell name is pronounced Conk. not sure about that though.

Nose is Shnoz. Nothing like conk at all.

nose, schnoz, and conk all mean the same!

Maybe out in California.....

Well ok, but, in usage though...

You can say your gonna Conk someone on the Shnoz or Nose.

But you can't say your gonna Nose or Shnoz anyone on their Conk without sounding a bit silly.

*Ducks and covers Nose, Shnoz...and Conk just to be safe*

if you were a woman i'd slug you.

O.k. no No slugging? I challenge you to a thumb wrestling match. I have to warn you, I am the uncontested champion of the midwest.

One two three four
I declare a thumb war

*Klynne and Catbelly join hands....Klynne, using the tatic of distraction, gasps and looks over Catbelly's shoulder...*

"Catbelly? OMG is that Brad Pitt?"

*Catbelly looks away, abruptly*

whoo hooo....Chick fight!

:D

there there now ladies. Agent can Shnoz me in the Conk if she want too. I was asking for it.

Hey now...Totally impartial Referee here... rules that thumb fight should be according to west coast rules...not Mid-west rules. Cheating like that may be allowed out where scenery of anykind, even bad actors, is a welcome distraction....tsk tsk.

(pssst...hey Catbelly...Pass me some of that sushi?)

;)

Aieee fell for it!!

*Catbelly valiantly tries to regain composure*

*Klynne doesn't let up and pins the thumb in a firm and decisive manner*

*Catbelly has greased her thumb with duck fat and wiggles out of the vise-like grip*

*Klynne is shocked! And she wants some duck!*

*Coffee is popping sushi like a seal on acid, engrossed in the fight*

*Catbelly is too greasy to pin Klynne down*

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SPORTS FANS?!

omg that was funny.
I never was good at sports color commentary though. I'll leave that to others and just sit back and enjoy the sushi.

Grin and bear it Agent...you brought the violence into the thread...it must play itself out.

HEY EVERYONE...CHICK FIGHT!!!!!

:D

Aieee fell for it!!

*Catbelly valiantly tries to regain composure*

*Klynne doesn't let up and pins the thumb in a firm and decisive manner*

*Catbelly has greased her thumb with duck fat and wiggles out of the vise-like grip*

*Klynne is shocked! And she wants some duck!*

*Coffee is popping sushi like a seal on acid, engrossed in the fight*

*Catbelly is too greasy to pin Klynne down*

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SPORTS FANS?!

*Klynne sees that she has the advantage. However, the smell of the duck fat makes her stomache rumble and her knees weak. Klynne, is very competitive, but would do anything, absolutely anything, to have a small morsel of duck*

oh man.....dinz is going to be soooooo sorry he missed this.

well, Bump it back up for him then.
:D

*Catbelly valiantly tries to regain composure*

*Klynne doesn't let up and pins the thumb in a firm and decisive manner*

*Catbelly has greased her thumb with duck fat and wiggles out of the vise-like grip*

*Klynne is shocked! And she wants some duck!*

*Coffee is popping sushi like a seal on acid, engrossed in the fight*

*Catbelly is too greasy to pin Klynne down*

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SPORTS FANS?!

*Klynne sees that she has the advantage. However, the smell of the duck fat makes her stomache rumble and her knees weak. Klynne, is very competitive, but would do anything, absolutely anything, to have a small morsel of duck*

*and then all their clothes fell off.*

how old are you???

;)

cheap old man! :D