What would make it nearly impossible for me to do my job, not to mention posting here?


sneezing fits

Crossword: 8-letter word for nasal explosion?


ornery monkey

What's on my back?


Capitalism

whats your favorite word?



*hack....hack....cough...splutter...*

What does Rimmer say immediately after oral sex?


Fido.

Who does Dinz thank immediately after oral sex?


ThankyousirmayIhaveanother

What Dinz asks fido after oral sex?

Hello.

What did the city council of Kingsville, Tx decide should be replaced with 'heaven-o' to get rid of the word 'hell' from daily greetings?



A cow, a piece of sheet metal and an ascot.

what is that up your nose?


she is my sister.

how about that britney?


sticky gummi bears

what do you use as shampoo?


uuuhhhhh...

did i rinse long enough you think?


:D

can you make a funny face?

meh.

What does Arthur (a feline) say to me in the morning while sitting on the side of the tub?

Impermeable.

what's a them thare fangcy word for invincible?


mothballs and nutella