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I was reading the question thread backwards, and it was really neat!

Humor me :cool:


The answer is: By tilting your head at a 90 degree angle.

How can you get a huge headache?

yes

Should I eat this halloween candy?


Over there by your hairbrush.

where's my wallet?

in your pants

Where is my mind?

Usually, but they don't always have this effect.

Do you slick pills with water?

:eek: Of course not! I would be dead if I did!

do you drink paint stripper?


black, most days

What color of BH do you wear?

Dinz

who is the nicest zemonkey on the board?


6 years

How long till you get to marry beale?

The stars were bright and the sand was warm. The sea was murmuring in front of us.

how did THIS happen... ?


not at all

Do you like me?

Only if they have 8 of them.

Will i die if i'm attacked by the neighbour's pet rottweiler?

only on saturdays.

Ever wear a Batman outfit?

A peanut butter and Jellyfish sandwich.

what's about the tastiest thing in the world?


the mountains

What's a much worse place to visit than the sea?

Just one small scar.

how in heck should i phrase that??? :D


yes, yes of course

do you wank off to midget porn?

most definately!

When Bush asked Quayle if he would like a job editing speeches, What did Dan email back as his reply?

Yes, definitely have a doctor look at it.

Did I mangle your car too badly?


NO! how could you even suggest such a thing?

Are you able to limit yourself to 5 "partners" a week?

Lemonaid.

What was that substance you poured over me last night?


its a bit small for my tastes.

Will this be enough coffee to fix your hangover?

A Joe Jackson CD.

Does it feel good when I do this?

99 bottles of beer on the wall.

What's the only good thing about an empty beer bottle?

Tom Collins and Tom Jones.

What do you need to make your ass look good?

Don't hurt me.

Describe your impressions of Sex.

Webcams.

What is sex like when it involves multiple partners?

Tyranosaurus Rex.

What's your ideal pet?

Yellow

So.. what color are your panties??


Clorox should work.

how'd you get that haircolour?


in a snap!

How fast did dinz came?

Never!

When will Beale win a court case?


Only if someone makes you.

Is there any coffee?

Donald Rumsfeld and the CIA.

Who has been sending me Viagra emails???

Ostrich.

Big Bird is cross between a banana and a...?


fell off rapidly.

what happened to your hair?

paardelul!

After he exhausts the possibilities of indigenous midget porn, what will be the next kink that Dinz explores on his next visit to the mainland?



Polyster, neutrinos, and apathy.

What combination makes a bad blind date?



Vanilla flavored fudge

Why on earth do these mashed potatoes taste so weird?

The biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.