"Ninety-nine is ... less than one hundred..."

"can I offer you something moist?"

"apparently I need to watch less House of Cards and more Teletubbies"

Said to me, during a business review meeting upon me asking if my delivery lead wanted to join a meeting: "I'm not your big brother!"

Oh for crying out loud, lol!

1. be careful it's a jungle out there
reply (as stepping over the threshold)
especially on the highways

where is everyone
come out and play with me
the time is nigh
:) :) :)

My colleague upon watching the new young professionals pass by:
"Back in the day when i started people were still selected for their ugliness and knowledge"

be careful this plate is a little bit warm.
a little bit warmer than the
NORM
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how is eve r y
thing?

"Thank you Ma'am
there is no rush
I will be around
for awhile."

ps I love you guys
so so much
listen to Crosby Stills Nash
and Young
for proof

over heard in the workplace

"I don't know; Wolverine's pretty hairy too."

Are you ready for (more) beer bottles ?