as I walked into work still in my bike shorts:

I guess there is such thing as too much of a good thing.

^It was sort of like those girls in the 60's attending a Beatle concert no?

from early last week:

"so what's your middle name then?"
"Hamilton"
"oh, that's cool, now i can call you Ham!"

`you cannot hold me responsible for that because it was an involuntary mistake!`

makes me wonder what other mistakes she makes.

"If you lock the door on your way out we can just go out

the other one"

May have been
Front door
My have been
will go out. (Deleting the "just"K

Hello William nice to meet you
My name is _ _ _
Do you go by Bill?
Yes .. my mother is the only person who has ever called
Me William

Everything is fine now

"Head of Language Arts? Oh sorry, I don't know who that is...um...wait! Lemme look in this here....Oh! Language arts!"

"I didn't want to date him at all -- he's so smug all the time, but he pestered me til I finally went out with him. So we're in the hall outside my door and he unzips and it flops out, and I was like Christ! all I could do with that is throw it over my shoulder and burp it!"

"you know, they come in a metal box.. and they're bigger, you know, like cigarillos, and I _really liked em_"

Heard on almost a daily basis:

"When will I finish the guitar?"

The recruitment manager to the lady replacing the artwork in the building:

"Hell no, i know this is supposed to be art but we're NOT going to hang up naked chicks in the meeting rooms!"

"Nobody in my family, no one I'm genetically linked to has ever gotten cancer. They all died of heart attacks."

"So prepare to process and manipulate the sounds of a beetle snuff film."