the perfect gift
 

ok!!! as you all probably know, xmas is coming really soon!!!! and i KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW how excited you must be, cuz i really am too. But heres my question.

What do you get as a gift for the person who simply has everything?!?!?! i mean like, whats the perfect gift!!

Ok ok i know that xmas is all about giving and not recieving but i think we can all relate to this one somehow! *LOL*

A pair of boxer briefs to wear whilst cooking bacon.

Something that touches their heart. Something that reminds them of you every time they look at it, wear it, smell it, touch it. Wow, sounds like porno. Sorry I could not be more helpful.

I like her idea. Get them porno.

You bastard! Where is my Domo-Kun!!!!!!

Don't even THINK about landing here without one you Canadian ****

eh?

is this a guy or a girl?

deja vu
 

Soap!! No... not soap...

A self made carrot-holder.

mmmm...cant go wrong with porn, yaoi, or money.

If they really have everything then you should steal some of their stuff so they can receive the joy of needing something and having it given to them.

In fact, steal _all_ of their stuff, and giftwrap it and put it back where it was.

a light sabre

I think especially if they have a child, a scrapbook with photos of them with their loved ones. I don't mean one of those elaborate scrapbooks you have to have a buttload of talent to make...just something simple.

I did this for my man...filled it with photos I've taken of him and his son. I am really hoping he loves it.

^^^ Holyshit!!!! Yabut how many times do you have to repeat the proceedure? That could rack up the $$$$.

Wow. Any kind of plastic surgery would be - at the very least - an interesting present.