the depressing thread
 

malina's gone away :(

but she'll be back perky, she'll be back......

meanwhile, have one of these to dull the pain....

thanks, but that's irish beer. i'm scottish. now i'm feeling even worse. och. :( it's not your fault. cheers, i suppose.

well then, mr. picky perky, turn up a glass of this:

now you're talking. mind you, Orkney's away far up north.. historically raped and pillaged so much that they consider themselves more Norwegian than ...... oh god... i'm sinking again..

humph.
No one got depressed when I went away.



tho... it *is* malina.....











:( waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

why the hell would anyone/anything voluntarily try to cast themselves as norwegian?????

i know. depressing, isn't it? i feel suicidal now - where's that "agnes smith" or whatever she calls herself?

well hell perky, it's not even been a day yet... what the hell are you going to do by day 12?

i dunno.. long walks, silent reflection on my settee and frequent alchohol-oblivion i suppose. i'm certain it won't work though.

you've just described the last 18 months of my life.....


except for the strippers, the paint peeling sex and the jello wrestling....

thanks, it's always good to know that nomatter how depressd you are, there's always someone worse-off.

i've decided to build an 1:10 scale ice-rink out of matchsticks to cheer myself up and pass the time.

Dearest Perky Pat
Malina will return I
some how know these things

Well I'd be depressed if all of you went away... I look forward to your wit (you all know know who you are) each day and the smiles I find here. Guess I should have put this in the Complimentary thread huh?! Awww, mush mush, sniff sniff

Where'd Malina go anyhow?