shampoo my crotch
 

and use that shampoo that makes girls have orgasms like in the commercials

cooties?

heres a little fckin lesson in driving in case any of you do this out there im just home for a week and im driving along and there is two lanes and a turning lane and some freak in a piece of shit van in front of me decides she is going to wave someone turning into a parking lot through even though she didnt account for the two lanes of oncoming traffic but hey shes stopping and totally blocking the fcking road so why shouldnt anyone else
especially me who is driving 80kmh coming up and has to slam on the breaks and hop the curb doing extensive damage to a company vehicle that is going to get me in shit
and to top it off when i get out of my car and walk over to her van she gets out and actually says what happened? WHAT hAPPENED? ARE YOU FCKING KIDDING ME
i hate you woman and i hope you get hit by a fcking bus tomorrow

serves you right for messing around with herbal essences shampoo.

Come on Pat, Jesus has had a rough day. Sounds like he could use a bottle don't you think? Not knowing his type in advance, I've choosen "Uplifting" for fine, limp types (no offense JT) for him. It seem's JT is loosing his powers, it may take several showers to replenish him. :D Let us know how it goes JT...

I would so totally shampoo your crotch, if only to see your scar from the Bacon Incident. And also b/c I can smell it all the way down here. :p

Also, ppl in the left f*cking lane on the freeway--it's the fast lane for a reason. If you're not doing at least 15 over the speed limit, then get the F*CK OUTTA MY WAY.

well hot damn!!!!

you mean... JT should shampoo his crotch with this?
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If driving wasn't a sport, I wouldn't be interested in doing it.

yes...........four hot damns on the house please!!!

just because...

i'll shampoo it, but only if i wont be in for a nasty surprise

my kind of surprises are never nasty
i hope you like yogurt

HEYOO

splooooooooooge

agent you can shampoo my crotch anytime, id drink your bathwater with a hint of garlic

how about giving ol jesus a little bobs your uncle.