Wait till the batteries wear down Tuba and Elmo starts sounding like Linda Blair in the Exorcist, emotionally scarring your child for life and causing muppet nightmares for years to come!

That's fun. ;)

<---------runs to Costco and buys every battery in sight on site, then runs to his stock broker and buys stock in duracell, eveready, ray-o-vac and sur-power

Any song by any boy band..
*it's just evil...

Tom's Diner, by Suzanne Vega.

The Coconut Song from the Lion King

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts deedle dee dee dee...there they are a-standing in a row....big ones small ones some as big as your head!"

I sing that to my mom when we go out for chinese food and I'm eating squid. I stab a piece on my fork, wave it in her face, and sing really softly. It bugs the piss out of her.

"The Brady Bunch" by Frank DeVol and Sherwood Schwartz

Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Here's the store, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own,
They were four men, living all together,
Yet they were all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch,

That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch.

*screams*

Who let the dogs out...nuff said.

Oh What A Niiight-doot dooo dootdoot
doot doot dooo dootdoot
doot doot dooo dootdoot
doot doot dooo dootdoot

especially for MoN
 

'hail to the redskins'


had to do it, buddy

I'm too sexy for my body, to sexy for my body. No way I'm disco dancing...

sorry to slip that in your head for the next few hours.

*cries*
make it stop!

That stupid Milkshake song. Gooo!! I hate that song with every fiber of my being.