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Perky Pat 01-15-2004 08:08 PM

no, i heard deathtrap
 
we all get a little paranoid sometimes - look.. even JT's paranoid - and so are you - aren't you? yes.

s0 open up and share all your paranoid delusions with us and we'll conspire to bring you down.

dalang 01-15-2004 08:12 PM

no sir, already been there, done that.

thanks anyway. :)

Perky Pat 01-16-2004 11:32 AM

can anyone else hear a clicking noise on this thread?

jaymirror 01-16-2004 11:35 AM

Yes. Do you think it can be a bomb?

Perky Pat 01-16-2004 11:54 AM

I don’t know, but the clicks are definitely louder on 23, 1, 14, 11, 5, and 18. :confused: we're onto something big here, i'm certain of it.

jaymirror 01-16-2004 12:02 PM

Oh! Those numbers! I saw my officemate play 22, 65 and 4 on the lotto last night. They are obviously correlated...

Magpie 01-16-2004 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaymirror
Oh! Those numbers! I saw my officemate play 22, 65 and 4 on the lotto last night. They are obviously correlated...
OMG! Those are my measurements! :eek:

jaymirror 01-16-2004 12:14 PM

Oh yes, and my last post was nr. 1100 .... Maybe i'm involved in the conspiracy without knowing .... Probably they give me drugs .... hypnothize me .... OMG!!!!

JesusTitties 01-16-2004 12:20 PM

my friend who works for a satellite company told me about a woman who swore up and down that her satellite was an actual camera that was spying on her.
it seemed, as she described, that no matter where on her property or in her house she was standing, the "camera" was looking at her. she demanded that the company come and take it away before she pressed charges.

Perky Pat 01-16-2004 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JesusTitties
..my friend who works for a satellite company..
a bit of friendly advice JT: unless i'm very much mistaken, the guise of "satellite company worker" is frequently used by shape-shifting lizards. next time you're out for a beer with "your friend" don't let him put his tongue down your throat. or at least not all the way. :)

laughingbuddha 01-16-2004 12:54 PM

I am blank!!!

jaymirror 01-16-2004 01:15 PM

Pss... Don't say it loud but, there is someone behind the corner. He looks a bit like this...



Do you think he is a spy?

Klynne 01-16-2004 01:23 PM

I got a message on my voice mail at work. It said I will show you klynne, I will show you, take that. I am the gauntlet of God. I am so glad our state decided to shut down all the mental hospitals, and now the mentally ill live in federal housing.

JesusTitties 01-16-2004 01:37 PM

shape shifting lizards - wierd you mentioned that, i just finished a book called "Them", where they talk about the term shape shifting lizards as a government agency secretly trying to control the world.
guess thats where you got that from, but the term was new to me.

priceyfatprude 01-16-2004 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaymirror
Do you think he is a spy?
I think he is the Cheeseburglar.


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