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Magpie 03-15-2004 04:06 PM

CZECH??? Language help please
 
Ahojky! Tak jsem tu znova. Nedařilo se mi najít tuhle stránku ale jsem ráda že jsem na ní znova narazila. Chtělo by to trošku něčím osvěžit, např. fórum by nebylo špatný. Pan Sellers je dobrý člověk, takových by mělo být víc. Přeju mu hodně zdraví, to je nejdůležitější.

Is this Czech or...? And what ever it is, can anyone translate this for me purdy please?
Thanks! :)

daverbee 03-15-2004 04:08 PM

Sorry, we can't accept third party Czechs here.

bealeblues 03-15-2004 04:13 PM

*rim shot*

dave's here all week folks, be sure to tip your waitstaff....

daverbee 03-15-2004 04:21 PM

Thank you!
What a wonderful crowd!
Guy goes to see a doctor, doc tells him he has six months to live.
Guy can't pay his bill, doctor gives him another six months!
Hey! Take my wife, please!

**********************

Seriously, Mags, it looks like one of the Slavic languages to me, for sure. Which one I have no idea.
Where did you find it? The website address might give you a clue.

bealeblues 03-15-2004 04:23 PM

and in dave's prior life he was a commodian...

Deviate 03-15-2004 04:24 PM

GET OFF THE STAGE, YOU HACK!

(two drink minimum for THIS?)

daverbee 03-15-2004 04:27 PM

Thank you!
Went to the doctor. I said, "It hurts when I do this."
Doctor said, "Well then, don't!"

Deviate 03-15-2004 04:30 PM

Two monkeys stumbled into a wall. They were plastered!

daverbee 03-15-2004 04:31 PM

Just did a search on Google using some of the words and got a hit on a Czech news site.
Dunno if that'll help or not.
Translation is up to someone more languagie.

masterofNone 03-15-2004 04:45 PM

Ahoy! Take some jiszm and put it on your Chevy Nova. Natalie thinks you shouldn't put jizm on your Nova but she suffers from radiation sickness. We heard about this technique on the napa valley forum. Peter Sellers was known to wax his car thusly. Pee-ew did his car smell like crap.



or something like that.

Deviate 03-15-2004 04:53 PM

f*ck you MoN. i'm laughing so f*cking hard i lost a good mouthful of coffee. thanks a f*cking lot you witty turd.

Magpie 03-15-2004 04:53 PM

Ha! Thanks MoN :rollseyes:

dinzdale 03-15-2004 04:56 PM

Re: CZECH??? Language help please
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Magpie
...špatný...
As we all know "spodni pradlos" are underpants. Thus a "špatný" is obviously half an underpant - otherwise known as a rag used by your mother for polishing the silverware.

malina 03-15-2004 05:24 PM

it's czech, here's the gist of it:

hi, it's me again. i didn't manage to find that page but i'm glad that i happened across it again. it could use some updating though. the forum wasn't bad. mr. sellers is a good ?, it would be nice to have more people like him. i wish him good health, which is most important.

bealeblues 03-15-2004 05:34 PM

oh sure, she reappears to translate czech....


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