You know you're not quite awake when...
 

you start rubbing the shampoo in your hands on your body forgetting it's shampoo.

Are you in the shower when this happens?

How about forgetting to wash your face? When I do that, I feel like just going back to bed.

you leave for work without brushing your teeth.
blech.

putting soap on my toothbrush always warns me it's gonna be one of those days.

I've put my lighter in my mouth and tried to light it with my cigarette.


I once was at a gas station and the bill came to 11.45, and when I gave him $12., the attendant tried to give me back 55 cents, and i said no, thats too much change. I said it should be 15 cents....

BECAUSE>>>> my brain told me that it was 11:45, which is only 15 minutes from 12:00 .... Go figure that one, freud!

This list goes farther than this, but my ego thwarts the memories.

I was in Baltimore for a work assignment. When I entered the office I looked down at my feet. I had one blue and one black pump on. Fortunately I was close enough to the hotel, I was able to walk back and correct the error.

reading that i was wondering what you were on about, in my head i was thinking just the same thig 12 minus 11.45 = 15....

I am. There are times when I try to remember if I've washed my hair or face or if I just imagined it.

You're not quite awake...
 

...and you find youself naked in a hallway between room numbers you cant quite see.
Slowly..verrrry slowly you realise the following things:

You're naked
You dont know where your clothes are
You are in Spain
You dont speak spanish
Your room number is 28
It's getting lighter in the hallway and you're between rooms 15 and 17
You have no clothes on, no key, no money and people live in this apartment block and it's getting lighter and they're are going to get up and go to farking work soon !!!!!!!!!!
No one is answering your insistant ringing on #28's door.

*Bump* someone in #26 is awake...I hope it's friendly. Please dont lock me up, I'm too pretty to go to Spanish jail, I'll give you money if you'll let me find my clothes.

*Click*

"Dinzdale, what the fvck are you doing out there?"



Thankyouthankyouthankyou....
.....it's not the Cabineros(?) it's your friend in #26.....*Whew!!*

oh good!

I'm glad I'm not the only person in the world that this has happened to.

you mean that this has really happened, not just in a dream???:eek:

True story - :(

wow, i'm impressed!

It could happen to anyone.....I have 2 similar incidents on file :( and dalang I beleive has been found au natural at least once...






Just remember kids : Dont try this at home