Why am I up this early?!!!
 

... ah well, seeing as I am ... here's a couple of Q's to get to know your warped way of thinking:

1. Coffee or tea person?
2. Dog or cat person?
3. Use one word to describe you.
4. What's the last thing someone said to you that left an impression?
5. Do you consider yourself political? If so, do you like to argue/debate a lot? What are your political leanings and how did you get there?
6. Some idiot comes up to you in a bar ... what's your best "get lost" line?
7. You've done something, now you're in for it! What did you do?! The newspapers have caught wind of it; write the lead (first couple of paragraphs/first paragraph) to the story they're going to run on you in tomorrow's paper.
8. What do you consider your greatest attribute?
9. What do you consider your greatest flaw?
10. What's your favorite quote/poetry line/lyric line?
11. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
12. What's your sign babeeeeee?!

Uhhh, I guess that's it.

Cheers!

1. i'm more of a soda person, but coffee will do in a pinch. ^_~
2. neither. but, again, if made to choose, cats. like our little max.
3. unique
4. "wow! you have duct tape in your ear? COOL!"
5. i don't really consider myself political. however, that didn't stop me from arguing about the y2k2 election at school. ^_^
6. hey, sorry. i'd love to talk with you, but i munch box. *smile*
7. OHMYGOD! look what i did. or maybe what i didn't do... i don't remember doing this, but these people, they all say i did. i'll let you decide.
8. my ability to laugh at any and everything.
9. my tendancy to fly off the handle about little things
10. your mom. ^__^
11. uhh... i tried this once in 5th grade... i got to 600 odd something before i got so mad at it i just bit it.
12. cancer. wh00t.

whoo for things to waste time on!

1. Tea
2. Sasha!!!
3. otay
4. Hemmorhoids never really leave.
5.I certianly have my views, but I can never be sure who agrees with me.
6. I'm Brenda
7. Hi, whatcha wearin?
8. =-)-[B---=
9. Overuse of smilies :D
10. Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
11. One.. Two hoooo.. three.. ::crunch:: Three.
12. "Scenic View Ahead" Err.. you weren't hitting on me? Virgo.

1. tea
2. dog, all the way (although i do have an aloof cat thati treasure)
3. distant
4. thank you
5. not so much political, but i can argue (being legal, it's part of the job)
6.ummm, this is reserved for the ladies, right?
7. "Local pain in the ass client missing-- foul play expected-- lawyer wanted for questioning"
8. i go all out for my friends
9. i have a general disdain for people
10. pick your favorite jim morrison line
11. see allegro's answer, above.... (if you don't remember the commercial and the owl, then i can't help you)
12. capricorn, capricorn (everyone i know says it fits me to a "T")

1. coffee....sweet dark nectar
2. cat....dogs make you pick up their poo
3. tall
4. Watch out!!
5. yes.yes.liberal.born into it.
6. i love you.
7. Tall man organizes "pee-in" at NY State Supreme Court.
8. My immune system
9. My mood swings
10. nothing comes to mind at the moment
11.No licks only bites
12. aries

that should keep the stalkers busy for a few hours, ze.....

1. Red Bull, but i also just burned through 2 lbs of Blue Mountain in about 2 weeks time, sooo...
2. Both, I love them all
3. Charming
4. Never get married
5. Liberal, it just happened that way
6. Off me worm!
7. chelsea clinton look alike stages riot in downtown san diego...story developing...
8. my sense of humor
9. My weakness for cheese
10. If pro is the opposite of con, does that make progress the opposite of congress?
11. Im not really a candy person, but I also am not patient enough to find the answer to this one...
12. Taurus....ME STRONG LIKE BULL!!

Knowing me, knowing you!!
 

1. Coffee in the am, Diet Coke in the PM.
2. Both
3. Silly
4. You're acting like a victim....it still pisses me off.
5. Yes, I get in plenty of debates when I'm drunk. I'm a republican, yet I'm quite liberal on social issues.
6. I like to grab my butt, jump up and down and scream "it burns, it burns" or old faithful...."where's the crapper"
7. I don't know, something like "drunken monkey girl on the loose again" maybe "rabid drunken monkey girl"
8. My sense of humor
9. My self conciousness
10. It's too long
11. Never made it, always took a bite!!
12. Capricorn

1. Both - coffee on the weekends & tea during the week
2. Cat person
3. Freckled
4. You're really smart, but you don't act like it! (It was meant as a compliment!)
5. I worked for a political consulting firm for over 16 years and I burned out. I'm not political anymore! I don't argue - I'd rather be happy than right! I'm definitely a liberal and I got that way by thinking about the state of the nation and the world.
6. I'm looking for a man who can commit. I'm sure you're the one!!!
7. "Police are searching for a full-figured gray-haired woman who was seen pasting "I'm a greedy, selfish, oil-sucking bastard" bumper stickers on all of the SUVs in the mall parking lot yesterday."
8. My easy-going attitude and sense of humor.
9. Procrastination
10. "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference."
11. I have no idea. I've never made it that far without biting.
12. Sagittarius

1. c-ccc---coff--ffff---eee--eeee.
2. One cat. Keyser.
3. Sisspetorious
4. I love you.
5. Yes. Only with intelligent, learned people. I vote depending on the issue.
6. "Get lost"
7. "Masked Female Escapes Again",
[Reuters]The elusive Kiwi-Hurler has foiled Gustine's finest yet again. After nailing three more SUV drivers last night, she slipped away amongst the rooftops, leaving only an echo of gleeful snickering in her wake.
8. The lump of cells 3 feet above my butt.
9. Today's granny panties.
10. Let words touch wisdom tooth on way out of mouth.
11. *lick* *lick* There's a center???? *lick*...
12. virgo

Re: Why am I up this early?!!!
 

1. Orange squash actually
2. Death to small furry animals (they both hate me)
3. Academic
4. "I've met someone else"
5. Study politics, despise politicians: old-fashioned lefty, from parental righteousness
6. Smother them with niceness without leading them on
7. "Drunken politics tutor caught urinating on 15th century college building whilst quoting Dr. Strangelove"
8. Ability to have silly academic arguments as a substitute for research
9. Inability to suffer fools gladly
10. "The most terrifying thing about the universe is not that it is hostile, but that it is indifferent. However vast the darkness, we must supply our own light".
11. What are you talking about, you strange Americans? Is this the "popsicle"="ice lolly" thing again?
12. Reduce speed now!

1. Tea...earl grey if you have it, please. :)
2. Puppies *and* kitties, thankyouverymuch.
3. Beckstraordinary!
4. My friend Missi was talking, and accidently spit on me last week, does that count?
5. When I was little, I wanted to be the first lady president ever. Republican, and by nature, I fall easily into debate.
6. Ummm...I'm a pastor, and Jesus says to get the Hell out of my face.
7. "Misfit Clergy Runs Amok"
8. My loyalty.
9. My rebellious nature.
10. "And Your words seranade me like the sweetest of songs..."
11. I think the better question is, "Why should I care?" ;)
12. I'm pretty sure I'm a Scorpio.

1. Tea.
2. I had cats for siblings, but I'm learning to commune with a pup living just outside my apartment.
3. me
4. Why let your life be ruled by someone with mad cow disease?
5. One of my favorite pastimes. It almost got me into trouble while living under a government that doesn't appreciate such things as freedom of speech. Cherish it, folks. Leanings- any one that gets us further away from the slime mold we came out of.
6. :mad: This is my look, so I never needed a line.
7. Insurance policy makers, inept lawyers and happy salesmen of the world strung up by their toenails. Perpetrator last seen sailing to Bora Bora, laughing into the wind.
8. listening to other people
9. listening to other people
10. "Always keep your eye on the ball. Even when it disappears right in front of you." -Tom Robbins
11. Lollies are too good for mere philosophical debates.
12. "Dangerous when wet" (Well, somebody had to do it)

1. Depends on the time of day and my activity. In the morning or anytime before about 4 pm if I'm not eating anything, I like a good ol' cup of joe. If I am eating breakfast or lunch, I like black tea with a little milk. For dinner, I prefer green tea. Anytime after 4pm when I'm not eating I like an expresso drink, but made with decaf espresso and non-fat milk, unless I'm studying for an exam, and then I get regular espresso. If I'm studying for finals I also get whole milk because I don't always take care of my caloric needs properly, and I have a rule that says I'm allowed to eat anything I want during finals.
2. I love both. I have two cats and a dog that live with my parents. I'll probably have cats when I stop moving every four months (ah, college) because I don't have the time to care for a dog.
3. High-Maintenance
4. You should never think DNA synthesis is boring. You think it's boring...BOOM! You die!
5. Yes, I consider myself fairly political. I have an opinion about everything, and I like to be right, so I do argue a lot. Sometimes, I just argue the other case for the sake of the arguement, even if I don't believe it. If the other person makes a good point, though, I'm willing to concede a small victory to him. I consider myself liberal (but I do live in Texas), and people who think they should get to keep all their money, even if it was made at the expense of other people, and people who don't think they have a social responsibility to care for all human beings really irritate me. Also, people who like war. My father is really conservative, but my mom and I try to fight it. She was never very vocally political, because she wanted to raise my sisters and I to think for ourselves. So I guess I got there by ignoring my dad and thinking for myself.
6. Um, I've tried pretending to be a lesbian, but apparently that's a turn on to many idiots, so now I just rely on the old ignore-the-idiot technique. Or I give him the evil eye if he doesn't get it.
7. Um, I can't even think of anything I'd do to be "in for it." I'm just a little too much of a goody-two-shoes (If you don't count my complete willingness to run around in partial states of undress...but I've done that, and never made the news).
8. I'm there for anyone who needs me, any time.
9. Verbosity
10. You wanna end war and stuff, you gotta sing loud!
11. The world may never know.
12. Cancer! (Ironically, I'm allergic to shellfish).

1. Coffee (no hesitation)
2. It depends on the weather...cats for cold dark nights and the dog for daylight adventures. I'm equal opportunity...
3. Impatient
4. "You're in trouble now..."
5. Not really. My views are liberal to MOR. I stay informed and I vote according to my conscience.
6. No line...I just adlib when the occasion demands
7. Store clerk is rushed to ER after being pushed violently aside by an unknown female shopper in search of pecan pie...
8. My compassion
9. Too trusting
10. Hold my breath and keep the vigil, I watch and wait, for that long-delayed but always-expected something that will happen and change everything forever...OR...A life suffused with love invited and denied, betrayal inflicted or endured,
tenderness given or withheld.
11. Who cares...pass the PIE...
12. Virgo