Hot Smokin' Doiley Sex
 

maybe now she will have a chance to get laid and lighten up a little bit...

I sell doileys for a living and I've never seen them have sex.

what is a doiley?

a circle of lace used on tables, backs of chairs, and other places. Their function I believe, is to collect dust in a pretty pattern, and to require straightening every time you walk by.

p.s. there isn't one doiley in my home.

Oh, haha. I hate those.

Ok, I will not ask about doiley sex :p

Rune......check out antimacassars too.

Haha I had to look that up. uhhh.

i feel cheated.

I love those little "stair treads and handgrip" built into the cell walls to help the prisoners get into the top bunk...It's thoughtful little touches like that that make a cell feel like home...could use some wall paper though...a house isn't a home without wall paper.

can we lose the doiley and start the sex now please?

Now now, we're not going to have any hanky-panky without doiley protection... never know what you might catch...

especially when martha stewart is involved.....

Doilys are lovely little hand crocheted creations that are often passed on down as family heirlooms. Actually doily's can be quite useful, as well as decorative - covering up marks or a stain on a table for instance.