now that's what i call creative input
 

clicky! :)

That's hilareous! I love The Onion.

Tooooo funny ... we had a survey at work today, unfortunately I wasn't able to write comments ... was fantasizing about something similar though.

also

:p

The Onion rocks. It reminds me of the old National Lampoon magazine, as it was back in the late 70's.

There was a National Lampoons magazine?! How funny.

OMG! Yes, there was a NatLamp magazine. I had to read it by candlelight -- they didn't invent electric lights until I was twenty-five. ROFL :D

HAHAHHAHAHHHAA!!!
 

but what about an automobile fire in which Ben and Jennifer are shown perishing in a slow-motion montage, their newfound love discarded as they try desperately to claw their way past each other's melting bodies, while slowly roasting to death in their own fat?

You'd be surprised at how many people came up with that one.

Or having them crawl through a field of broken glass while a safely booted and gloved Christopher Walken casually advances on them with a spray bottle of acid and a pair of bolt-cutters?

I must say, a part of me loves the idea of them chewing each other to death during a 14-minute dolly shot."


:D

She dies 15 minutes into Jersey Girl, and they are using that as a major selling point.

But truthfully, I could've taken another 5 minutes of her.

I keep getting shot down when I am at blockbuster and try to talk J into getting it just to see how bad it really is. But I just can't justify it...it's gonna have to go on the Netflix queue.

It's kinda like whenever Madonna does a movie...........

The only reason I agreed to go see Jersey Girl is because I watched a Kevin Smith special and he promised that she died 15 minutes into the flick. After I heard that, I was good to go.
I know that sounds mean, but I m Jlo'd out.

I despise young ms Lo. I would rather watch my left foot be consumed by my garbage disposal than have to sit through anything she is in.