Why you can never trust an elephant...
 

holy shit! :eek: try and clean that up with your pooper-scooper!!

JT - grose! Leave it to you.... Okay, here's something that will probably amuse you. I saw a clip on one of those funniest videos type of shows where a worker was sweeping up behind a zoo elephant, the elephant didn't know anyone was behind him, so he started to sit down. The elephant's bum literally swallowed the worker to his neck! Then the elephant jerked back upright. The guy was fine, but I'm sure he's had nightmares about giant elephant asses ever since. :eek:

How do you get down from an elephant?







You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck. Quack! Quack! ... thank you Groucho Marx! :)

dear god, ny, i hope you never become a standup comedian.

Heh, it's my dad's favorite joke. :)

love your new avvy.

thanks m'dear! you can make your own too! go to the links section.

thats so cool! i made five, but i dont wanna replace my dear jrockers.

Did any-one consider the elephant in this?

LOL. Well, I guess you have a point...

Re: Why you can never trust an elephant...
 

I'm with you, JT... You'd think an elephant, not forgetting anything, would remember that leopard print was last year's black, and would have kept walking by to the next rack.

I never trust elephants. They have that look about them, that acusatory look. Like, "I know what you did asshole"