The Wanton Woman's Club
 

Here it is, our own club! This thread is the love child of Magpie. Did I ask her if I could start it? Well, no. Do I hope she does not sue me for using her to start this club? Well, yes.

Anyhoo, what makes you a "Wanton Woman"? Better yet, I am being lazy, so someone post the definition of a "Wanton Woman" and we can go from there?

You arn't allowed to wear any panties!!

Ahem, even if "Aunt Mildred" is making her monthly visit?

Then you are redirected to the Humiliation Chamber!

Wanton is a chinese dumpling

I heard that Marilyn Monroe just laid in bed for that whole time and just messed up a bunch of sheets! Can you say P-I-G pig?

Re: The Wanton Woman's Club
 

A Wanton Woman pretends to study the menu while she is checking out the waiter. A Wanton Woman doesn't waste money on boring things like patio furniture when she can buy candles, bath oil and a cool vintage bed jacket. A Wanton Woman eats the frosting and leaves the cake. A Wanton Woman spends the time and money it takes to look fabulous if it makes her feel good. A Wanton Woman will send her man emails that will melt his modem. A wanton Woman doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks -- she knows when to be tough and when to be kind and acts accordingly. A Wanton Woman knows how to give a good massage and expects one in return. A Wanton Woman is sexy because she likes herself, likes you and isn't afraid to laugh at life's little upsets, and leaves moral judgments to the prune-faced old priss-bags.

And that's just for starters.... ;)

Oh, and a Wanton Woman's favorite four-letter word? Why, "More!", of course!

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Sparticle - I love your definition of a wanton woman! I aspire to be a wanton woman! :)

Although... would Patsy and Edina count as Wanton Women? I don't know if I'd want to be that wanton - unless I had the wealth to go with it...

what a stinky thread

Don't know 'em JT. Wanton Women are probably the only type of women crazy enough to go for you. :p

Mickey Mouse was having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.

"I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds - that Minnie is mentally insane..."

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she was fvcking goofy"

Wonton.