there is folk singing for jezeus on my campus today
 

what funny stuff should i say to them when I pass and they ask me if "i've got a minute for the lord" today

Dunno but there was a sign outside our local church recently "How about a date with Jesus?". I wanted to say,"sorry but my little black dress is at the dry cleaners"

say yes

Just tell them to fark off. They're christians, they have to forgive you.

no way, must get more creative than that

a jesus freak came up to my boyfriend and started talking to him about "our lord" having died for "our sins" and how he can save us and my boyfriend was like :eek:

like

maybe i will just be really mean and provoke them until they get mean back and then i will scold them for being cruel, for tis a Grape Sin

er, grate sin

*covers mouth*

OK, so you ask them what Jesus' view of masturbation is. (This is good because there is zippo in the Good Book about it. Trust me, my mom was training to be a priest).

i should walk around with tiny pebbles in my pockets to pelt at

1. the business students who think they have "presitigous jobs" waiting for them upon graduation and who act like abrasive, ungrateful when i fix their freaking laptops for FREE

2. the creepy Scientolonuts that pass out IQ tests in front of their bldg, across the street. make that small quartzes

3. the annoying student government ppl who spammed my university mailbox for like 3 weeks about their stupid elections

no way i don't want to talk reason w/completely unreasonable people

i just want to make fun of them

Or you could just accept them for who they are, respect their beliefs and politely state your disinterest. Like most mature people would.

Yuhuh. Mature is no fun, sorry egg.

There are other "fun" things to do that don't involve insulting folk, and hurting peoples feelings, you know?

Then ask them how they get the creases in their jeans so straight.

yeah but that would make for a really boring thread, wouldn't it













prize lordz

you're hilarious