post things you overhear in the office
 

my coworkers are all quiet right now

just fans and frigerators over here.

there are cigarette machines everywhere in germany

just my co-worker flirting over the phone with her married boyfriend.

Two of my co-workers were seen "servicing" each other in a bathroom bar. That's been the topic of conversation in our fish bowl for a while now. ** YUCK **

i forget we have a chimney

only the relentless and frenetic typing of the girl from marketing..

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*pause*

tipptippitytitititppttpiatiaitpiptpiatpitapitpaitp aiititapitapiatiatpiaatiapt.

*pause*

taptaptaptitpptpittpititptitpitatatiptipiaptiapipa tipaitpaita

*pause*

Someone from marketing doing something other than slithering on their belly to another free lunch?

I dont think so.

For this conversation:

MJA = Marketing JackAss
ME = Me

MJA = "I know it doesn't work, but how are we showing it in the demo?"
ME = "We're not."
MJA = "But we need to be able to show it"
ME = "But it doesn't work"
MJA = "I know it doesn't work, but how are we showing it in the demo?"

repeat until you bounce your head off of a brick wall

Ha! We just sent this little gem .....

Dress Code for Men

Suit, impeccably pressed long sleeve button-down dress shirt and conservative silk tie for Formal
Conservative sports coat (no plaids or wild patterns - preferable a dark color), nice pressed long sleeve button-down dress shirt with an optional tie, good quality trousers (nicely pressed) or dress slacks/trousers (nicely pressed) for Semi-formal
Shirt (long sleeve button-down) without a tie and khakis for Casual (no denim, shorts, T-shirts, golf-shirts, or blue jeans)
Your belt should match your shoes
Few things dignify a man as much as polished dress shoes. Dirty shoes can throw off your seemingly polished appearance.
Tie your necktie in a good, solid knot, such as a Windsor or double Windsor. The four-in-hand- is plain and unimpressive. For reference www.tie-a-tie.net gives detailed instructions on how to tie a tie.
Facial hair properly groomed and trimmed.

Dress Code for Women

Skirted or Pant Suit
Blazer with Blouse and Skirt
Skirt length should be a little below the knee and never shorter than above the knee
Clean and polished conservative dress shoes (low heel best)
Make-up should be minimal with lipstick and nail polish conservative tones
Hose should be flawless (no runs) and conservative in color

Grooming for Everyone

Clean and polished conservative dress shoes
Well-groomed hairstyle (Men - hair should not extend below your shirt collar)
Cleaned and trimmed fingernails
Minimal cologne or perfume
No visible body piercing beyond conservative ear piercings for women
Well-brushed teeth and fresh breath (breath strips or spray will do the job)
No gum, candy, or other objects in your mouth
Minimal jewelry ( a watch and one ring)
No body odor

do they send you home if you get a run in your hose?

Alright Dinz, So tattoos are good to go!!!!

Woo hoo there's individuality for you.

I'd spend my time trying to figure out ways to get around rules like those.

I know, a big waste of time.

That's what we've been trying to do Afro...

I mean, "no body odour" for fvck's sake....where will it end. :rolleyes:

So the non permanent tattoos. wrists and necks. Maybe have a brave sole do the 'Chakotay' tattoo from Voyageur. Or wear religious or ceremonial body art, you cannot be faulted for that.

Hair colour isn't defined. Kool-aid red, green, blue.

have fun!!!

Fvck it....I'm rebelling.....not going to polish my shoes tomorrow,
see how they like them apples :mad: