what i miss
 

i miss the fact that everything seems so very nice here

i don't like that the board smells like roses and high tea

i miss pissing matches and random beratings

i don't like that everyone goes out of their way to be PC and nice

i miss tension and opinions

i don't like that we don't have canada and europe jokes

i miss poking at other monkeys' sore spots in good clean fun

i don't like where we are going here

i miss the way we used to be

fark off beale.....nobody cares what you think......

fvck you zen, i'm not even talking to you anyway you self absorbed fruit picker

you can't tell me what to do you bastard..and as far as picking fruit....

You are the only fruit I would ever pick up anyways..

... still completely in love with zen, even though she doesn't have a green card

... willing to marry zen so she can legally stay in the US

... still going to wrap that rascal three times on our wedding night

........wondering if the extra wrappings are needed for increase in size of manhood........

... thinking that zen will need hospitalization after we consummate our marriage

........wondering if beale plans on filling me out like an application...

... not planning on using a pen when i fill out zen's 'application'.....

........insisting on use of Ze's BIG pen and not beales little one...

... quoting dinz in that it's not the shortcoming of the organ but the overwhelming girth of the cathedral that's the real issue here

.........getting close to 100 reps of daily kiegle excercises

... admiring zen's commitment to excellence

wait-- we fvcked up there

JOJ