please write haiku's for a newly neutered dog
 

doesn't have to be collaborative...but write them quickly. he won't remain newly much longer. P.S. his name is Seymoure.

write more than one!!!

wha?

hey! where did they go?
there is less of me to lick
good. more time to play!

no longer fertile
Seymour has been rearranged
can hump anything

:confused:

testicles removed
unceremoniously
testosteroneless

sad but resolute
pruned tree stands strong in the breeze
part of me is gone

anesthetic clears
Veterinarian laughs
sex drive fades, alas

The bastards did what?
Just wait till they're fast asleep.
I'll shit in their shoes. :mad:

i lost my marbles
but I have a pogo stick
we can still have fun

so hungry, so sad
elizabethan collar
makes it hard to eat

six stitches remain
my life has changed forever
do I smell bacon?

I cant believe it !
Some farker's gonna get bit
"GIVE ME BACK MY NUTS!!!"

why did you do that?
you would not do that to me
must have been the cat

advice to young pups
when owner says "time for vet"
just say no, and bite

I guess its over. :(
I used to chase dog pvssy
Now just pvssy cat