Profanities and the Whatnot
 

does anyone else here swear like a mofo?

i have the loosest tongue of anyone i know and swear like a sailor. i try to keep it clean for the board but find i lose a lot of my conversational voice when i do. i sound like a term paper.

-st.

i routinely drop the f-bomb around here... luckily, everyone i work with is a compulsive swearer too... my secretary is almost as bad as i am, so we have a good working relationship....

funny thing about our office is that no one stays around for very long.. you have to be of a certain cloth to fit in around here, and everyone knows that nothing is sacred.... your life is an open book and it's always open season on your life.... takes a very thick skin to co-exist with us....

we're incredibly blue-collar around here; jeans, tennies, etc. my assistant has gotten used to the constant string of -bleep-.

-st.

i swear worse than most of the people i know.. so i've heard :D people seem to get used to it though..

Bitch

i almost laughed out loud at that...

bitch? BITCH? is that all you can f*cking come up with?? aw NG! come on.. :D

Bitches

:D :p

wooo hooo, ****in' language REVOLOUTION BABY!

go NG!

-st.

ahh, geez, my roommate is from NYC... now, i'll admit i do my share, but i've never ever heard someone swear like her. she makes up new words every day. it's hilarious

Hell

give us some of them--- i'm all for plagiarism.... it'll make it sound like i had an original thought down here!

very very long... a convo we had 2 feet away from one another. ^_^ (i'm neko, she's the fox)

READ THE WHOLE DAMN THING! LEARN TO INSULT WITH FLAIR!!

NekoChan: you are such a whore, ya know that?? and you aren't a very good seducer. so there.
TellMeImAFox: DIE BITCH!
NekoChan: whore
TellMeImAFox: YOU NEVER LOVED ME ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
NekoChan: i did, once....
NekoChan: but you scorned my love
TellMeImAFox: I'M FILING A RESTRAINING ORDER
TellMeImAFox: AND I WANT SOLE CUSTODY OF MY PENS!!!!!
TellMeImAFox: penis
TellMeImAFox: penis
TellMeImAFox: penis
NekoChan: you have a penis now??
TellMeImAFox: i mean. pens
NekoChan: they like me better anyway
TellMeImAFox: no you kill them in the wash
NekoChan: LIAR
TellMeImAFox: I seen it!
NekoChan: wench
TellMeImAFox: ass munced **** doodle
TellMeImAFox: your dumper is chubby and your poots smell like doody
TellMeImAFox: fart face cat barf breath
TellMeImAFox: you fling poo at old ladies.
TellMeImAFox: and they like it
NekoChan: nooo.. i throw peanuts at them
NekoChan: and yes, they do like it
TellMeImAFox: oh yeah? when. when peanuts were in the poo?
NekoChan: i don't really remember
NekoChan: which time?
NekoChan: freakazoid
TellMeImAFox: I dont know you tell me
TellMeImAFox: no thats a show. and your insults lack character
NekoChan: your mom lacks character
TellMeImAFox: hell yeah
NekoChan: ^_^
TellMeImAFox: my mom thinks school is for fools
TellMeImAFox: thats why she dropped acid and made ds
TellMeImAFox: and dropped ds
TellMeImAFox: My dad says greedy people have tight assholes.
NekoChan: like your mom, right?
TellMeImAFox: I don't know. I never examined her asshole
NekoChan: you should. it's very nice
TellMeImAFox: why: are u a proctologist?
NekoChan: i make money out the wazoo
TellMeImAFox: what's a wazoo exactly?
NekoChan: asshole
TellMeImAFox: oh
TellMeImAFox: wazoo muncher
NekoChan: you're such a ****rag
TellMeImAFox: no, but i'm wearing one.
TellMeImAFox: want it?
NekoChan: no
NekoChan: thanks, though
NekoChan: 'preciate the offer
TellMeImAFox: ewwww. aposterhy using poot faced namby panmby dick licking doodle.
NekoChan: i'm rubber and you're glue. whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
NekoChan: haha
TellMeImAFox: no it doesn't
NekoChan: yeah huh
TellMeImAFox: I'm lube
NekoChan: ewwww
TellMeImAFox: lube goes well with rubbers tho.
NekoChan: you tell me
TellMeImAFox: Already did, coochie dumper doodle
NekoChan: right then....
TellMeImAFox: doodle menace strikes again
TellMeImAFox: quief licking tittie bucket.
NekoChan: god! can't you spell ****whore??
TellMeImAFox: you still lack imagination
NekoChan: **** you
TellMeImAFox: and i'm still lube
NekoChan: not really. i checked
TellMeImAFox: uh huh. your just a big mokey loving doodle bottle
NekoChan: haha, you have to live with me
TheyTellMeImAFox: witch elephant wrinkles
NekoChan: what the hell??
TellMeImAFox: uh huh
TellMeImAFox: winky pie wang squeezer
TellMeImAFox: dickslapping noddy doodle sock.

NekoChan: i have personality
NekoChan: ^_^
TellMeImAFox: well, howabout funneling some of that personality into creative insults
TellMeImAFox: that make your opposition laugh and feel stupid
TellMeImAFox: and say.. "whaaaa?"
TellMeImAFox: first try 2 words. like.... peacock burrito.
NekoChan: **** off
TellMeImAFox: oh yeah?
NekoChan: **** you too, uhh... peacock doodle burrito>>
NekoChan: ??
TellMeImAFox: good
NekoChan: right then.. uh...
NekoChan: goodnight, shoe mongering ass wipe doodle
TellMeImAFox: now youre on the trolley.

::Falls off chair::

Haa haa

Wanky doodle went to towwwwn!

Someone call Neko a busdriver coz she is taking them to schooool