re: Guidelines...
 

Barbosa: First of all, Miss Turner, returning you to shore was never part of our agreement. Second, you are not a pirate, so the Pirate's Code does not apply. And third, the Pirate's Code is more of a set of what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

YUM, Deppppppppppp

noooooooooo. that was



oh look how fluffy







Geoffrey Rush

he was a GREAT javert......*sigh*

Didn't know where to start, so I just jumped in.....Kinda feeling the whole "whats a rule and whats a guidline" thing.........oh...i mean here in Z land....out there too, really. Hello and happy Merry fellow boardees. Allow me to introduce myself.....this is me. Good. Got that out the way. :D

Love your sig, centennial monkey.

And on Christmas Day comes another monkey! Hi and welcome!

Unto us a monkey is born
Unto us a monkey is given

greetins! :D

hee hee hee
 

Tahnx to all for such a warm and slippy welcome. This is one of the most creative collection of characters that I evah dah eht pleasure of expieriencing since the last Douglas Adams book I perused(yep, she really said perused). I am awfully chortled-up about finding Ze's page, and the ensuing collection of endless conversations his work and shared mindset inspire. Again, Happy Merry, and I hope we all get "it" out of our systems safely before the New(ish?) Year. :o

Unto all, a monkey is left on the doorstep in a little basket wrapped in the cutest pink and blue blanky to disguise her as a human baby, just to get her out of the cold.....and alas, all here are now, collectivley, her Mommy. :D

Does that mean if you're bad we all have to spank our monkey?

"Yes.





And I'm really bad, really often, and apologize in advance for any chaffing." -Said while simultaneously spilling her milk on the carpet, and putting gum in your hair.>:)

"The Isle of Filthy Sweet Potatoes "

Baa?

I don't even know what to think.