telling lies
 

i was up for a ride in jetfighter plane this afternoon and the pilot said fancy taking the controls?. i said yeah, okay and i flew us up a ravine without even crashing. i was brill at it. at the end i got a medallion-thingy and the pilot gave me five. they wanted me to join up but i said nah.

What's with the British slang, goofball?

makes it sound more believable!

MY HOUSE WENT ON FIRE THIS EVENING AND THE FIRE BRIGADE SAID I'D DONE ALL THE RIGHT THINGS (AFTERWARDS).

I have complete mind control over all of you.

i like zero....

I am so fvcking happy that I go around laughing all the fvcking time.

i wouldnt dream of taking your watch, then when you try to chase me down, beating your head in with the heel of my doc marten, and when you try to get up, impaling you with a safety pin.......it would simply never cross my mind....

Agent Smith does not have a mean bone in her body.

klynne isnt asking for a visit from mr. t.




THAT'S RIGHT, FOOL!

Klynne and Mr. T are close and personal friends.

the agent and mr. t are not close personal friends at all, and she would never ever ever ask for him to go grind klynne into the pavement, knowing full well that klynne is too much for mr. t.

I almost got to fly a jetfighter plane once...damn stupid national security...pussies...

Klynne could kick Agents butt with both legs tied behind her back:)