*punches self in crotch*
 

I had a huge brainfart last night and this morning. Our call time is 10am today so I figured I would wake up early and deposit my check... Not only is it Sunday, it's also July 4. I think I'll walk by anyways to see if they have a 24 hour deposit.

So to keep this thread going, talk about brain farts you've had.

The absolute worst involved landing and fueling 22.8 gallons into a tank that was rated for 22... with a passenger. Unforgivable.

I have these all the time:

* dial a phone number and forget who I was calling and have to guess when someone answers the phone.

* leave the house without work ID pass, go back, get distracted by something else, and leave without the ID again.

* go to the store to buy one specific thing and come back from the store with tons of stuff, BUT forgot the thing I had initially set out for.

Not only is it Sunday, Tomarrow is a holiday and the banks wont be open then either!

This is the story of a real fart:
Went outside last night to feed the dogs.
Fred, the beagle, is fearless. The jury's still out on whether it's because he's too stupid to know better or whether he has a stout heart. I'm guessing he has a lotta heart. Kodi, the shepherd/chow mix, is a little jumpy.
I have them sit and wait for the OK command before they can go to their bowls.
I put their bowls down last night, sat down on the step, and loudly farted, thanks to burritos for lunch.
Fred jumped, Kodi was so spooked by the noise he retreated under the deck!
I laughed, Fred caught on to the joke and began to eat. Kodi was too humiliated or disgusted to come back on the deck until after Fred had finished. :D

What's funny is I started a brain fart thread months ago and forgot about it.

i punched myself in the crotch a moment ago
and shortly after remembered that was a bad thing to do.

talk about brain farts.

I've done one and three.

Number 3. Number 3. Number 3.

I have to make lists all the time. I am extremely preoccupied and my brain is just too busy on other things to keep up. I have been accused of being stupid.

Please do not punch yourself in the crotch anymore.