definitions
 

maybe some others listen to this show "i'm sorry i haven't a clue" on bbc radio four, well, i do & thought we could have a go at one of the games ourselves.

it's very sipmle, all you have to do is invent a new deffintion for a word, here are a few examples taken from this weeks show (they've been better, but i can't remember them, so this'll have to do for now)

Focaccia - a bread with no interest in the far east.

Re tread - very red in Yorkshire (ok, so any non english peeps probably aren't going to get a few of these; sorry).

Online - I dun' t' weekly wash.

Apperatif - a pair of cocney dentures.

Haddock - an enclosure for sea horses.

Porkupine - to regret becoming a vegetarian.

Whole saler - a whale's lunch.

Quaker - a posh duck.

Satire - seated in a more elevated postition.

etc etc....

Cairnduncan - a teenage boy's shout to a peer to do something daring or possible very dangerous

Kettering - the seat of a wicker chair

Kentucky - perfectly fitting into a space. When putting the last book on a shelf and it's fits just right, it is said to fit "nice and kentucky".

Toronto - to gush out despite a person's best efforts to the contrary. e.g ketchup onto french fries, sperm into a human being etc...

smoogie - snuggly kiss

noogie - knuckles rubbed against the skull

loogie - snotty spit

boogie - funky dancing

Stepladder - what you use if you and your real ladder dont get along.

Assume...Mantra for meditation about posteriors

Benefit... When an argument is over.

Cherish...The quality of sitting alot.

Benign... Not existing in Germany.

Fraudulent...A neighbor denying a theft.