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At first I thought it was our moN, but it's not -- different spelling AND capitalization...
Nude Man Covered in Nacho Cheese Arrested
MARYVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - A man was arrested on his 23rd birthday after a police officer saw him nude and covered with nacho cheese from a pool snack bar.
Michael P. Monn was arrested early Sunday in the parking lot outside the pool.
An officer saw a nude man carrying a box of Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese run toward a Jeep in the lot and stopped him.
``The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders,'' Maryville Police Department officer Scott Spicer reported. ``The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''
Investigators said someone climbed an 8-foot fence, broke into the pool snack bar through a window, threw nacho cheese on a wall and scattered chips on the ground. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen.
Monn was charged with burglary, theft of less than $500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication and was cited for indecent exposure. He was being held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of a $9,300 bond.
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