I once drenched, swallowed, and vomited a bucket of fake blood made up of corn syrup and red food coloring in room 449 at my university and left it for the janitor to clean up.

I hacked into my college course records dBase and shredded the freshman class for a day. I made a back-up and put it back the next day. No one ever caught what I did.

i once had a grease stain on a shirt once i liked the shirt so i covered the entire thing in margarin and washed it a bunch of times. it actually worked and i wore it lots more. only in the summer when it got hot sometimes it would smell and onetime someone asked me if i smelled popcorn and i said "who would be cooking popcorn here? you crazy idiot".

you only did that because fodder likes popcorn....admit it.

if i answered that then it would not be a random confession


but that was a true story

you're such a liar

exactly

*poof*

i still have that shirt

ill take a picture

yeah - but you won't show us
or you'll leave it up for one hour and then take it down

exactly

*poof*

hey guys stop picking on me

i cant find it right now but i swear i will

rmr you should try some beno

exactly

*poof*

i meant for that gas

it's all for the gas