dear chuckie,

i already know what promise. he can break it, under a specific condition.

love,

frieda

pants

dear Chuckie,

stop teasing me with words of pants. pants yourself.

-st.

dear corel draw,
i hate you. you suck.
RP

Dear Deviate,

I was not teasing you, I dont tease anyone. (see my halo)

Chuckie

must mean she is being serious.....

..what else?!

is this a quiz? nobody told me there was going to be a quiz. i didn't study for a quiz, oh crap, now i will fail the class

booooohoooo! sniff sniff

Dear contract job,
You have been good to me, but you are just too far away from my home. I will be leaving you soon.
Best,
red

Dear Coca Cola,
Why are you so fattening?
yours sadly,
Z

Hey and forces,

When you get done with Peg's witch, come get this guy that keeps schnnnrrrping his snots up into his head.

Thanks,
Ambo

dear moel,

i SWEAR to anything that is holy to me (tom jones, ze, my strawberry, my computer and the dragons in my dreams) that i did not tell anyone or showed the picture to anyone. you have to believe me!

i like your new avatar. and i liked the alternative of your promise better by the way.

bananas,
frieda

Dear boy doing work experience in my office,

You are THE single most annoying person I have ever met, I cant wait for Friday.

Why do you NEVER shut up?! SOME of us have WORK to do!!

Why did you put those crappy bits of paper in the printer?! I feel for your poor teachers.

raaaaaaaa

dear forces of nature,
hey i know you are busy with other requests so i will be brief, if PTG tells me no one more time i want you to make his computer crash really bad so he has to call me, i will take care of the rest.
thanks
RP

Dear Milwaukee Art Museum,

I love you.

Love,

Aimee